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Arsenio Billingham
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There are people who actually think that, aren't there?

I saw the episode for the first time in a little while when the whole Scott Walker/public union thing was happening, and I was simultaneously tickled and depressed by how apt that was.

Season 5: only slightly better than Season 6. So, so, so much greatness in Season 6. (Probably my favorite episode, "Lisa on Ice" is here!)

I think cyberpunk turned into steampunk.

"We're gonna make another X-Men movie."
"!!!!"
"And we're getting Brett Ratner to direct it."
"Awww…"

This show has a terrific word of mouth. Not a lot of people are watching it, but those who are— you know, like me— can't praise it highly enough. My dad and sister love it almost as much as I do. I think this really could turn into something awesome.

Broad NBC shows failed, Hannibal gets another shot.

(Maybe it's because the original wasn't even that good to begin with…)

Oddly enough, I stopped going to Pitchfork about 3 years ago. They have Show No Mercy back and they stream some good shit; maybe they're just trying to reel me back in via a very elaborate way.

"Cocksucker blues" or the other part?

Ugh. Please don't make me have to praise Pitchfork.

That's why I used the capital C.

Just because CBS technically produced the show that spawned your avatar…

If there's any better metaphor for old people now, it's a guy who doesn't actually do much but has been around for a while, so he deserves your respect more than some computer geek who went to oneathem fancy colleges.

Yeah, for me it's the same thing as politics: people tell me I'd grow more Conservative as I got older, but I'm way further to the left than I was when I was working at the mall and passionately insisting people vote for John Kerry because he wasn't Bush.

CBS: the network of shows nobody talks about because they're exactly the same every week.

Legally, only doctors are allowed to know about women's v****as, and anything else we know or ask about them is breaking both US and God's law.

Yeah, they had a Golden Girl there who just drank her pee in every episode. Chugged a pitcher of it to "Yakkety Sax" then promptly ran offscreen when she was done.

Heterosexual marriage and quietly looking at fields in between Ohio and Nebraska.

Or anything with Anheiser-Busch on the label.