R WORD! R WORD!

If the PTC doesn't like it, I'm OK with it.

So it's like The Conqueror, but with a good movie.

…no, seriously, the ONE time.

So, is Brendan Frasier going to pay $2 million for a football helmet filled with cottage cheese next?

…because he's my butler!

…don't forget George Lopez sitcom, too!

"Not Girls"="Broad and family centric" now.

I'm more surprised they re-upped SVU than Community.

On paper it makes sense. Modern Family is still doing alright. Broad shows for the stupidest people alive like The Big Bang Theory kill original runs of shows when it's on basic cable in reruns. The issue is that people don't go to NBC for those shows because it doesn't do them well.

If Parks & Rec were on ABC after Modern Family, NBC would have been absorbed by ABC by now.

You had me until steampunk.

"Well, this Greenblatt guy's gotta be better than that last moron, right?"

Yeah, NBC's model for the last year or so has pretty much been railing against me personally.

The guy who would recognize it as a Simpsons reference would be immediately fired.

Sticking to a dead model hoping to get the same results they got 15 years ago? If only there were another industry that did the exact same thing. You know, something with music or whatever.

*goes to sit, misses chair*

Pretty sure Lars von Trier is running NBC at this point. That or some other humorless, misogynist sadist.

Something something Sheldon other thing physics something something Star Trek: TNG something VARIABLE!

Counterpoint: I did not like Synechdoche, New York.