I…uh… what?

Show you can easily pound into a mold, run into syndication, and next thing you know, Rules of Engagement is canceled.

Too many words for an NCIS show.

YOU'RE ALL A STUPID BUNCH OF HOSERS NOT FIT TO LICK THE GRUNDLE OF RICK MORANIS THERE, EH?

"Look, guys, television is a business. Your little cult shows are fun every now and again, but we need to focus on what works best for everyone."

…we've been meaning to tell you…

So, this isn't a movie about hiring a guy to have your wife killed?

I don't like that Hannibal and The Celebrity Apprentice have to be jammed in the same category.

FOXY DAMES AND PLENTY OF 'EM!

I really liked it.

You know, I have more hope for it now. This year may have been awkward because it had to figure out what kind of show it could/would be without Harmon barking orders, but I think it'll be a little more smooth now that the show knows it'll have to go on and be something else for more than just an abridged fourth…

Well, it's "if so" now.

"That show you like hasn't been renewed yet."

…the Val Kilmer movie?

Hey, why not?

It would have meant Race War, that's what.

My mom watches it.

Yeah, it's literally the only evening news anyone actually watches.

NBC saves itself $7.50 a year.

That makes you an "anyone."