To be even more fair, I'm pretty sure no one actually believed that.

Fact: John Mullaney is one year younger than me.

I've already bought the first season, as Amazon does pre-orders for things that almost exist now.

I'm being told he's new in town, in addition to some other things I can't remember.

I'm sure Chuck Lorre hinted he wanted to sell something to NBC if they turned down the Mullaney sitcom, as it would draw attention to how a multi-camera sitcom doesn't have to be for the dumbest 7% of America a la the Big Bang Theory.

It's an excellent show, and your outsized, unreasonable takedown of it just went too far.

CBS can cancel a show for getting ratings The Single Guy got in the '90s.

SHUT UP

Well, after season 4…

Yeah, NBC is going to need a bridge year or two to either accept what's eventually going to happen to them or figure out what kind of network they want to be and what could work best for them. And having a show like Hannibal build up a small but dedicated (and educated and relatively wealthy) audience would probably…

Yeah, the premiers tend to do OK, then drop off after that. I think Breaking Bad's finale last year had 1.8 million viewers or something, because America has absolutely no idea what's good for it.

It's like I felt with Awake, but instead with a show I'm still invested in after the first episode.

Absolutely. It's daring in a way a cable show can't be, but bears almost no resemblance to anything else networks have for dramas right now. Really, really fucking good, and well worth your time.

Saaaame here. They re-upped Parks and Rec, American Dad, and Bob's Burgers, and frankly, I'm tired of getting worked up over Community's renewal chances.

"YOUR DEAD MOTHER'S TWAT."

You hipsters can all act like you hate Whitney, but…

He's the AA Milne of… I don't know, guys who write about movies at the AV Club?

What's the difference between her and Sepathamer Kerson?

Tyler Perry movie gets a barely positive grade??

"Oh, there's a door! I can just leave!"