You're questioning the network that renewed Heroes like 17 times?

Hannibal's the first network drama I've been interested in since… I genuinely can't remember. If they renew it, I think it'll find an audience. Not a big audience, but certainly an audience that's bigger than the one it already has.

"Nothing Special, a reality show on 6 nights a week for 3 months where Keri Strug and Bryan Austin Green judge eating contests at Guy Fieri's Times Square restaurant.

I haven't even seen that.

Get ready for a fuckload more of it. They'll all be retired in a few years, and if there's anything we know about them, it's that they like to be reminded they exist as often as possible.

I don't want to admit how much I chuckled at The Idiot's M.

Yeah, but even Bruce Willis still tries every now and again.

Does anyone actually like these movies? I figured they're like the Nickelback of film: you don't really like movies, but people will think you're weird if they know you don't, so you see the most bland, predictable stuff possible so you don't have to feel too much.

Cue "Jumpin' Jack Flash" to do in De Niro's career once and for all.

Between this and Gangster Squad, we're having a hell of a year for Movies They Barely Bothered to Name.

Yeah, maybe if this comments section was from 1992.

"Hi, we have the actual Katherine Heigl here for the Katherine Heigl-type part?"
"Ah. Send her in."

Honestly, even a Wild Hogs-type movie with those guys would be pretty good, because it would morph into something awesome. Like a guido Voltron.

Nah. It'll be FOCKERS IV: FOCK HARDER

"Cast: Robert De Niro, Susan Sarandon, Diane Keaton"

…by Candy Crowly?

To be fair, The Following was really awful before that left turn.

Yeah, it seems fully aware of how ridiculous it is, which somehow makes it better.

I'm probably still gonna feel guilty about other stuff.

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