It's simple, but the opening to "Dai the Flu" is pretty definitive.

Were he talking about his mother, he would have said, "Do a Newswire about that one-eyed former nurse who got fired for stealing tongue depressors who gives handjobs to literally any man with $4 behind the VFW just outside Galveston."

Really sad story and a really solid dude. Deftones are easily one of the most underrated bands out there.

This is the first time I can say something like that and have it actually apply to something.

PPL R MAD AT BIEBER 4 SOME REASON U STUPID SKANK LOL

DachaU Smile

I believe a historical monument with ties to the Holocaust is ostensibly a swag-free zone.

So, this is ending his career, right?

Phew!

Yeah, dudes in their 20s don't get how easy it is to be skinny. Girls always say, "Oh, girls don't like skinny guys!" at that time, but if you're a doughy guy without money, you're a dude in skinny jeans and Gap shirt away from losing you ladyfriend.

If he changed his name to Bill Burr, he'd be the best comedian named Bill Burr.

In the round, huh?

Gah. Shit. Though I knew the "new hour a year" thing would catch up to him eventually.

OK. Because you don't get it, we'll stop liking him.

Touche.

Was I really that stoned, or was this episode actually pretty good?

Still unfxied!

So, we're all gay for Louis CK, right?

I'm alright with it.

Judging by An America Carol, 9/11 had something to do with it, I bet.