Wow, we've already had three of these movies this year. What the fuck?

Ashley Tisdale is better than this?

She's ONLY 26?!

I found out last weekend.

Holy shit, how was I not privy to the agony that was Simon Rex's life before right now?

Lousy, but not lousy enough to warrant even a Gentleman's F.

1 wasn't any good, really. Though there were a few moments in 3 that got me, I'm not proud to say.

Who is the fucking audience for this and can they die out somehow?

You've made my April.

He went neocon like David Mamet, except David Mamet didn't write a Scary Movie before it happened.

It's clasped in George Kennedy's meaty hands.

OH SURE YOU HIPSTERS WOULDNT THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT IF OBAMA WAS MAKING THIS!

IT'S CURNS, YOU IDIOT!

I hope the AVC sticks with what Tobias wrote for his official obit, because I think if any publication needs not to have a rehashing of his life and instead a celebration of what he meant to the guys who made this website what it is.

Pfft. If Ebert hadn't operated out of Chicago, would the AV Club have cared as much?

I'm basically a male Lena Dunham, except less attractive.

Still mad about Dennis Franz's ass, I see.

I don't mind 'em.

People know who Amy Schumer is now, so she isn't funny.

Do you work at Fitzpatrick Carpet Cleaning?