This is America. Sex is a thing to be penalized, not enjoyed.

That or rename it The Gay Babies with Super AIDS Shitcunt Variety Fucking Hour.

They really need to do that. It takes me right out of the show whenever they cut it out, because apparently Walt pronounces "fuck" like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."

I love that One Million Moms and the rest get all up in arms if someone uses one of 7 words they don't like unbleeped or there's boobs or whatever, but their kids can watch dozens of hours of Law & Order SVU syndicated on like 7 different channels where they angrily say "rape" and "sodomize" enough times to do way…

…because why keep it out at all? If you're offended, don't watch. If you don't want your kids exposed to smut, parent your shitty children.

I love how everyone's ripping on Lena Dunham's body when most of the women I've slept with have looked like that.

COCKMONSTERS

SEX CAULDRON?!

I'm sick of people saying that shit like this violates our freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is technically—

"Officially"?

Get him, George Meyer, Schwartzelder, fire everyone else, and send the animation back to Korean sweatshops, and we will all be satisfied.

Yeah, I was psyched at the prospect of it, because cable basically could be Late Night completely off the leash, but… he just doesn't want to do that anymore. Which if that's the way he wants to go with this, cool, but it's not really my thing.

Who does your face, Ugly Town?

So Conan, your show isn't going anywhere for a while.

You know what's sad? A lot of the people who are considered the upper echelon of her "cause" display exactly the same symptoms.

Meaux Alley.

See: Victoria Jackson.

Oh, it's more than just Rick Perry. Click on the #traditionalmarriage tag on Twitter the next time you see it and bask in the glory of people who think their rights are being infringed upon because they're losing the right to take away other people's rights.

In my Western Massachusetts college town, they had a pointless anti-war protest on one corner downtown. On the opposite side of the block, one very sad-looking Tea Partier had set up a rather elaborate protest zone for himself.

"Oh, so now I can't act however I want but keep people who think differently from being able to do the same???