Hell, she'll have a lot of air time in the next few months.

TENS OF PEOPLE CARED!

To be fair, swinging this way at least has the decency to follow the end of a battle with substance abuse.

I have a degree from Sarah Lawrence and I grew up in a disintegrating industrial factory town. I can attest to the fact that self-righteous liberals and self-righteous Conservatives can be equally awful after a while.

It's like Charlie Sheen, but more hateful than amusing.

Ah, 2 weeks ago. It was a simpler time…

You can't tell me she hasn't been interested in slammin' beaves with some woman named Gloria.

…is he saying he was eating bacon at every meal until David Chase told him it may be bad?

YOU SHOWED HIM

"You're breaking up. Can I assume you're somewhere between the moon and New York City?"
"…fuck you, man."

Frank Caliendo gets $50 every time he shows up at Deals and Steals Saturdays at the Topeka Hyundai and Kia.

Apparently Bryan Cranston calls 911 the same way I call AAA.

No, I agree. It would have been a stretch if he did. But it wouldn't have been a complete about-face. There would have been a weird logic to it. I'm glad there wasn't, and it makes more sense that there wasn't, but still—like in that episode of Breaking Bad where Fring brings Walt out into the desert to threaten him—…

Well, it is in Nebraska.

Kinda thought Boyd was gonna off Ava for a second there…

"Going Galt means sticking around and hounding people until they know you've gone Galt."

It's like 1,300 pages of college Republican rape fantasies.

I love that the first two have bombed so horribly, as if this is remotely faithful to the book, most of this will be all long-winded speeches, which I'm sure the film's intended audience must be thrilled about, what with their long attention spans and all.

I bet you like a zillion dollars that some Gingrich donor drops $30 million and buys up all the copies, makes them print more, then buys them up to say, "THE ATLAS SHRUG TRILOGY: THE BEST-SELLING MOVIES OF ALL TIME!"

Jerry Sandusky is the beacon of American individualism.