LIVE FREE OR SHRUG HARD

Well, American capitalism at least. Because most people don't really want it (Social Security, Medicare, roads, police and firemen and so forth are quite popular) but we can't get away from it.

Ayn Rand: She's not quite a mop, and she's not quite a puppet, but maaaan…

To be fair, she was an ardent antifeminist.

"I paid $119 for these jeans, and this won't even fit in my VCR???"

I bet he'll be white.

The free market failed because liberals so we have to correct it which isn't antitheticalish to our views at all.

YOU MAOBAMACRATS LOOOOOVE TO HATE ON RAND

"So where do you keep the hookers?"
"Out back."

I always thought this was a gimmicky episode until I saw it again a few years ago and noticed how every line in it is gold.
"Professional athletes: always wantin' more."

For those who don't, maybe we can turn Rabin into some sort of… lobster-like creature.

Wait, I find him informative and witty. 'night.

I read that as "joke dentistry," and I was about to point out how there was at least one better episode for that…

It's Geo. I only point that out because I drove one for 5 years and they basically have a rider lawnmower engine under the hood.

I may, to this day, buy zesty Italian dressing on a regular basis so I can say, "We're leaving. Todd's got zesty Italian in his eye." throughout the day and chuckle to myself.

2 point blank, motherfucker sure to die.

I'm all that and a dime sack.

It's NBC. Of course not.

I think we're all mad because Conan's audiences now are the exact people his Late Night show used to make fun of.

…both these comments are amazing.