I love Conan, but yeah, I stopped watching his TBS show altogether a few months ago. It's like watching Paul McCartney put out a Rod Stewart-style album of standards.

So New York making Conan as great as he was wasn't really a factor according to NBC, but it's imperative to Jimmy Fallon doing… whatever in the hell he does?

Fun dumb or dumb dumb?

Gentleman's F… that feels like justice.

SUMANDICKS

DEAR VIEWER

The Following: Like Justified if You Don't Like Things That Are Good

Fuck you, The Following.

Could have an effect on children in utero with mothers cramming their gobs full of them.

"Oh, also, my band's playing a show with Die Kruzen in the VFW this weekend. Here's a flyer."

The devil would be a much better legislator.

30 years of funneling what little federal money wasn't absorbed into upper-upper class tax cuts from education into a bloated military (that still couldn't stop 19 guys from flying commercial planes into some buildings and killing 3,000 people) combined with being lapped in manufacturing by Asia while consuming…

Shift-F7, I see.

The History Channel's demographic at this point would probably find this enjoyable. Seeing as they're 34-89, white, probably in overalls, and think history needs more people pawning off things people found in their attics.

This is pretty much all my grandpa needs to justify a series of email forwards.

Little from column A, little from…

SHUT UP!

Yeah, I never really got it until like 4 years ago. And I'm 31.

"I guess you'd like to know where I hid the money."
"SHUT UP!"

I had not, and now I'm a better man for having seen it!