OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH

The amount of uninterrupted awesomeness from this man in the last few years must mean there's something REEEEEALLY fucked up about him to offset that.

People hate fun.

That may be the most I've ever laughed at Marc Maron.

I think he's got potential, guys.

Well, John Stainer was gonna be in it, but then Page showed up.

Well this was well worth my time.

ABC: Always Be Cooking

To be fair, while I can see his point, he's enough of a pretentious dickface here that both sides look pretty shitty.

He means an AA meeting.

Theater hipster Alec Baldwin, pictured here…

You got some good-ass genes going there.

Christopher Hitchens died for this?!

"This free content does not contain the kind of sentence structure I enjoy reading."

Man, who knew the liebral lamestream medier would still be pulling this kind of thing after Benghazi.

Man, I never got the big fucking deal with her.

If Jennifer Lawrence's boobs were a person, they're be close.

…I read this in my head in the voice of Johnny Carson.

Probably because Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have a shred of self-awareness and would at least make something like this funny. Taylor Swift is acting like she has seriously been wronged, y'all.

I see we can add "humorless" to the list of things about her, right next to "not really good at any musical instrument" and "writes the kind of songs that make you wonder why she didn't shell out to have someone write them for her because they're really not very good."