Prometheus is really, really fucking good if you don't really think about it.

I would assume so, as the critical establishment have been violently pooping their pants over the show's supposed excellence, which will probably mean a big uptick in viewers next hypothetical season.

The moment I knew I couldn't even keep up with this show ironically was when they find someone's body and "NEVERMORE" is written in the garage in blood, and no sooner than 5 minutes later does Kevin Bacon shout, "NEVERMORE!" as if he just made the connection, despite the fact that he supposedly spent years studying…

No. It's awful. And not fun-awful, but just bad.

Rememberer is the nadir of TV names. Never forget.

Not to sound sexist or anything, but God bless Jennifer Lawrence's boobs.

…even reading that raised my blood pressure.

God, how many shows have sprung up in the wake of Lone Star that were just awful (and crashed and burned) that got a chance?

This is sadness personified.

Probably not a good thing when I'm thinking, "Holy shit, that's still on?" 3 episodes into a series.

…this has to be the most bodies an AV Club reasonable discussion has dropped.

"Cars just explode like that all the time."

Um, hey assholes, murder isn't something you should joke about so casu—

…why do they keep putting $200 million into movies like this?

But they are smaller and more efficient, so that's a plus.

The Brocused

Also, Generation X movie? It appeals to people in their mid-40s?

Where Jeff Ament-ry My Dear Watson?!

If I was Betty Vedder, would you like me any better?

-Rolling Stone until 2003