Emerson, Lake, and Piscopo

…I don't think you're sure which one Eddie Vedder is.

Hey, if you say my name three times…

Now you tell me…

Or have seen a movie.

That's the thing with Todd what'shisface's movies: they're perfectly fine, but are considered classics for some reason.

I think even people who would like this kind of movie weren't optimistic about it.

Skylar Astin is the fifth most '90s name in existence.

BUTT BUDDIES: THE MOVIE

Yup. Fitting it appears in a movie like this, what with the rapey vibe.

I AM RAPEY, SON OF GROPEY, LORD OF THE ROHYPNOL CLAN

"That realization—fortuitously timed just before anyone could court-order her to change, because she already epiphanied that—has now led Lohan to consider a new life devoted to charity, sharing her newfound enlightenment with the less fortunate who are not Lindsay Lohan, and probably haven’t had any epiphanies of…

If you only see one movie this year and hate consensual sex, make it 21 & Over!

You win the internet, Sterling.

"Can I come over? Hmmm… let me think… probably not, seeing as STAR OF BOOTY CALL BILL BELLAMY is fucking performing tonight! You can go get fucked by someone else, Scarlett Johannsen!"

You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?

Pretty sure you have that backward.

…that's why you don't like him?

I'm not fond of Kevin Hart, but he's good at what he does.

…is it racist to point out how only 3/5 of the men pictured are any good at what they do?