1) Yeah, I didn't know there was a bro-douche-but-also-literal-pig market that needed to be catered to.
2) Heh. Uncanny valley. I really do hope more people start using that.

…you know, you could just say "cunt."

"Oh shit, I'm not supposed to be doing this?!"

Yeah, what happened to the good old days when a creepy ad just meant people not wanting to buy the product it's advertising?

To be fair, sometimes it's dogs.

God, some weekends I just sit around the house, thinking about the hundreds of dozens of times I've plowed your mother's most delicate regions…

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Little do these million women know that this is actually a subtle swipe at gay marriage, as if it's legal, this is what will be happening in real life in three weeks' time.

Goddammit people, WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING PIGMENT???

Wouldn't mind giving her an ol' pounding in the knickers there, if you catch my Westminster Abbey…

YOGI BAYER

He was great on the Todd Glass Show.

Tom Scharpling having a podcast is already too much.

More like MY FACE MADE IT WEIRD!

1) This sounds interesting, but can it maneuver out of the shadow of Lopez Tonight?
2) Jesus, motherfucker looks like Iowa's third-best Gary Shandling impersonator.
3) I guess the only correct response to this news would be something in the way of "Denver… yeah."

That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!

I think the lady who wrote it will be available to in the next few weeks.

"We only covered the final two seasons of this show first-run, so it seemed like the perfect time to launch reviews of the early seasons of The Shield"

Rhode Island is New Bedford's parking lot, so we need it.

I imagine there was snpp.com commenters were rioting when that one episode had Chief Wiggum with black hair for one scene.