Goddamn, why don't I say that more?

Maybe the most underrated Simpsons quote there is.

Now calm down for a sec liberals and ask yourself this: is he wrong???

Eh, I stopped watching altogether about six months ago. He left everything great about that show at 12:35 on NBC, and Fallon's just ignoring it.

Fucking poser. You know the Club got rid of the wigs in 1973!

AND is friends with vegetarians????

"This just in: a bunch of annoying Conan fans are banding together and insisting he got a raw deal!"
"…get out of here, Jay."

…I get that.

Australia's version of 60 Minutes:

QUANTUMFELD

So, will the cast just no longer be on the show and then, suddenly, it becomes a Seinfeld reboot?

First Simpsons episode I ever saw.

Season 6 is just slightly less good than Season 5. The parade of fucking greatness in that season is Hannibal Crossing the Alps-good.

1) Your future children are overrated.

"Homer the Vigilante" is underrated in that it's sandwiched between "$pringfield" and this. Hell, I don't think I even saw it until I'd already seen most of the other season 5 episodes several times through.

"Well, why don't I just lie down in the street and die?!"
"…yes, that would be acceptable."

I'll be in the ground before I recognize Missourah.

Yes, if there's anything homophobes are known for, it's being remarkably consistent in their beliefs.

"Heh. I don't need her at all anymore."

Farrah Fawcett Majors O'Neal Varney appearing on Match Game 2034 is not as funny as it used to be.