…now that's dedication to a Simpsons reference.

This grilled cheese has MAYONNAISE on it! What?!

"Before we can open your account, you'll need to fill out these forms, which I'm sure will be more exciting than a ride with Batman."

Where were you? In fucking Utah or something?

To be fair, Homer does own a copy of This Things I Believe.

…is it wrong that I love the fact that the first four comments on this board are either gimmicks, long-running comment board callbacks, or both?

…God, I love seeing the epicenter of something huge.

"I’m not sure why but, 'You’ll have to speak up! I’m wearing a towel' always cracks me up."
Whatever the reason is, I cracked up just reading it.

I think I agree with your comment, but your comma is baffling me.

"WE COULD BE AIRING UP ALL NIGHT HERE!"

…there is no way she's younger than me.

At least Rules of Engagement had a popular lead-in to at least justify its mystifying viewership, i.e. people who left the TV on between two more popular shows. The only way Whitney could pull that off on NBC would be to air pieces of episodes in the commercial breaks of The Voice.

Yes, Whitney Cummings, the poor man's Sarah Silverman, who's not a very good standup.

See, here's the thing with that: no, she does't bother with them, which is why we hate her.

Taylor Schilling is not a real person's name.

OH SON OF A BITCH!

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kincaid of literature, and hopefully a similar fate shall befall him.

Because shallow heterosexuals need something to do before they have boring sex.

"Hello, President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang 'round here, it'd be you… SHUT UP!"

I bet Oliver North gave you the silent treatment.