As do I.

Follow-up question: Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

…I think Jenna's "Shut It Down" may have been my favorite of the whole series.

It's like Adam Sandler in Funny People: It was funny until his career followed an identical arc to the character in that movie.

And be gone by the Fourth of July!

It got less than a 1.0 in the demo. Which I believe means that of the 3 million people watching it, almost all of them were 50 and over.

I was DEVASTATED that there was no curtain call for Bitch Hunter last night!

I'd like to think this is karma for "The Ma'am" Levine's douchey behavior on the Tournament of Championships a few years ago.

You think they'll keep him on, or will they shitcan him and stop trying to be CBS Lite?

"And tonight, a look inside what's been happening in Rock Center's breakroom."

Awake probably would have done much better on cable; people weren't expecting something that layered and nuanced from network TV.

The Big Bang Theory: Better than the worst thing.

See, here's the thing with that: No, it isn't.

That or the people who watch The Big Bang Theory are too fucking stupid to work their DVRs.

Hey, if they're bringing The Killing back…

"Guys, we haven't been using the fish enough."

You know there's one person who was really, really excited about Do No Harm, and today was the worst day of their life.

"See, the problem with Awake is that the few people who watched it seemed to like it a lot. If we do the same sort of thing but make it so no one anywhere will want to watch it, that'll quadruple the ratings. These elitists have had their last hurrah at NBC."

Yawn.

So, no 30 Rock review up yet, so here goes.