That's what's so fascinating about them to me: they're dedicated to their cause, are more than willing to talk your ear off about it whenever it comes up, but they're not really sure what it is.

I'd argue Stewart and Colbert are left-wing. Just not Marxist or anything.

Craig, it's time to stop hating Twilight.

Yeah, Veep was the first thing I thought of when I read this headline.

Michael Mooooore
Michael Mooooore

"I don't like the Daily Show. It's too political."

"BREAKING NEWS: Obama to arrest registered Republicans in Montana according to something I heard."

HE MAKES IVAN THE TERRIBLE LOOK LIKE IVAN THE WONDERFUL

He's still holding out on Ohio.

Yeah, when you see people making literally a million times more than you commit trillion dollar fraud with no repercussions at all while they fund politicians angrily trying to get rid of social safety nets for people making nothing, it's hard to view them as remotely sympathetic.

Before she got middle-aged California lady plastic surgery, I thought she was kind of cute.

It's really magnificent how truly fucking repugnant that show is. At least professional assclowns like Hannity are singular in their mission. Fox & Friends is like Hannity as hosted by TGI Fridays waitresses.

It'll either get minimally more functional or somehow worse.

THERE WERE TWO SIDES TO OLIVER TWIST, MOOCHERS!

According to Alex Jones, you're responsible for 9/11.

Their first EP was OK, but they haven't done anything good in a while.

Fox News: we take the semantic meaning of something we barely understand then affix our own meaning to it then present it as fact.

Not the way I do it.

"What's the rhythm method?"
"You can know when you're married."

I can!