While it may not be pedophilia legally, a 15-year-old lusting after an 11-year-old is just as unsettling.

Yeah, the way she was awake and wanted it really isn't Polanski's style.

Or when Steven Tyler adopted a 14-year-old so he could fuck her nonstop without her parents intervening, then he went on to be a judge on American Idol.

THAT'S that shit I don't like.

"Illinois law defines it as a misdemeanor for two people under the age of 17 to have sex, even consensually."

I'd shake my head at you Jim, but I voted for John Kerry, so the fuck do I know?

To be fair, #4 is basically a sloppy reacharound to the private health care industry.

Obama just signed an executive order banning Shaq from doing anything.

Now I dunno about you, but I think rap is crap!

He's preemptively decrying the Sasha Obama campaign.

I think being a lefty in America in the 21st century means having to downgrade your expectations and lower your bar of success. At this point, Obama's more of a Reagan Democrat than a New Deal socialist. And don't get me wrong, I'm very unhappy with what he's done in his first term, mostly because he didn't move far…

Yeah, who are Public Enemy?

Obama got a whole nation under his spell
Just like all the times Reagan said, "Well…"

Look guys, I think we can all agree that Obama is the worst president of any country ever and his brutal, authoritarian regime is about a hundred times worse than a co-dictatorship run by Hitler and Stalin.

Fun fact: Aretha Franklin's hat is actually Malia Obama.

I watched it. I forgot how great and inspiring the Obama administration can be. Probably because of the last four years of the Obama administration.

The thing is, the ones you mention above are the only decent PG-13 horror movies of the last decade or so. The vast majority of the rest of them are painfully watered-down R rated movies.

…this is where they begin to overthrow our government and replace it with an Orwellian dictatorship.

Arnold makes an (apparently) solid movie for his comeback, the public thoroughly rejects it.

"Bad Tina" pales in comparison to "Tinasaurus Wrecks".