Pretty sure that's THE military career.

Jack Whatman?

Jack Whatman?

…why was this movie made?

…why was this movie made?

…derp!

…derp!

I'm surprised he isn't writing for Grantland like 40% of the rest of the staff at the AV Club.

I'm surprised he isn't writing for Grantland like 40% of the rest of the staff at the AV Club.

"I bet Bugs Bunny didn't have a bomb go off in your face and ruin your beard at your job today…"

"I bet Bugs Bunny didn't have a bomb go off in your face and ruin your beard at your job today…"

No Todd Glass Show, no deal.

No Todd Glass Show, no deal.

They lose me after the bunker scene.

They lose me after the bunker scene.

Thank you to all of that!

Thank you to all of that!

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Ha ha. No, I'm just emotionally childish.