Ha ha. No, I'm just emotionally childish.

Does the AV Club count as a book?

Does the AV Club count as a book?

THEY PUT SAL-MON IN THE FISH TACOS!

THEY PUT SAL-MON IN THE FISH TACOS!

Maybe it's because I haven't watched the Simpsons on a fairly regular basis in like 5 years or so, but… um, that was pretty damn good.

Maybe it's because I haven't watched the Simpsons on a fairly regular basis in like 5 years or so, but… um, that was pretty damn good.

QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!

QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!

HIPSTER SLAM

HIPSTER SLAM

Scott Tobias thinks A Fridge Too Far is overrated.

Scott Tobias thinks A Fridge Too Far is overrated.

Today's my 31st birthday.

Today's my 31st birthday.

Pop culture will now begin to capsize.

Pop culture will now begin to capsize.

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I was hoping for a personalized greeting…