GREAT! NOW I'M UPSIDE-DOWN!

Hey! There's a tiny horse behind that rock!

Hey! There's a tiny horse behind that rock!

So help me fucking God if this is the last we see of Macklin.

So help me fucking God if this is the last we see of Macklin.

Should have followed it up with a rejoinder about how Todd smells for the hat trick.

Should have followed it up with a rejoinder about how Todd smells for the hat trick.

40 years undercover and I never met my family once…

40 years undercover and I never met my family once…

Oh man, that season 7 premier of The X-Files is like a primer on everything that went wrong with the show. I'm not sure if I love it for that reason or if it's just terrible.

Oh man, that season 7 premier of The X-Files is like a primer on everything that went wrong with the show. I'm not sure if I love it for that reason or if it's just terrible.

They've been indie since Lollapalooza.

They've been indie since Lollapalooza.

Sorry, but I filled you mom with some sort of torrent after I inserted something… well, you see where I'm going with this.

Sorry, but I filled you mom with some sort of torrent after I inserted something… well, you see where I'm going with this.

Master of Puppets has the Bruce Springsteen problem, where it's so overrated, it's actually a little underrated. I threw it on for the first time in a while a year ago, and with the exception of the title track— which has been played to death as much as any Aerosmith song— it holds up magnificently. I still rock…

Master of Puppets has the Bruce Springsteen problem, where it's so overrated, it's actually a little underrated. I threw it on for the first time in a while a year ago, and with the exception of the title track— which has been played to death as much as any Aerosmith song— it holds up magnificently. I still rock…

Metallica finally own the rights to all their music ten years after everyone was done paying for music.

Metallica finally own the rights to all their music ten years after everyone was done paying for music.

"Fran-tick tick tick tick tick tick tick… I feel like there should be something else…"