"Fran-tick tick tick tick tick tick tick… I feel like there should be something else…"

There's a bootleg out there called "…And Justice for Jason" that's either the original album with the bass turned all the way up, someone Jason Newsted taught all the bass lines to playing along with the record, or Jason secretly playing his bass parts over the album they cut him off of. And although it sounds…

There's a bootleg out there called "…And Justice for Jason" that's either the original album with the bass turned all the way up, someone Jason Newsted taught all the bass lines to playing along with the record, or Jason secretly playing his bass parts over the album they cut him off of. And although it sounds…

Sleeveless Angel Witch shirts or it ain't Metallica!

Sleeveless Angel Witch shirts or it ain't Metallica!

Yes, why can't all their albums sound like Death Magnetic?

Yes, why can't all their albums sound like Death Magnetic?

Plus their "YEEEEEEE-AAAH WOOOOOOOAHHH NO" bonds matured.

Plus their "YEEEEEEE-AAAH WOOOOOOOAHHH NO" bonds matured.

Ah yes, 30 years' worth of material with only 20 of it completely inessential.

Ah yes, 30 years' worth of material with only 20 of it completely inessential.

"WHATEVER HIPSTERS. IT'S A BUSINESS, SO WE CAN'T JUST KEEP AIRING YOUR GAY LITTLE CULT SHOWS!"

"WHATEVER HIPSTERS. IT'S A BUSINESS, SO WE CAN'T JUST KEEP AIRING YOUR GAY LITTLE CULT SHOWS!"

Can I see your copy of Swank, Armand?

Can I see your copy of Swank, Armand?

When Kid Rock wakes up with the waitress, she's not with the Russians, but Waffle House.

When Kid Rock wakes up with the waitress, she's not with the Russians, but Waffle House.

I heard that at a wedding once, and my glee was quickly extinguished right as the throng of ugly white people got really, really excited.

I heard that at a wedding once, and my glee was quickly extinguished right as the throng of ugly white people got really, really excited.

Man has inappropriate relationship with dog.