Lots of stuff is better than plowing his mom.

Eh, Blue Bloods is a thinking man's Wire.

Eh, Blue Bloods is a thinking man's Wire.

Fappa, is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!

Fappa, is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!

Oh, what, so we're supposed to think the Holocaust is bad now?

Oh, what, so we're supposed to think the Holocaust is bad now?

Jesus hated charity, remember?

Jesus hated charity, remember?

Is he not going to be a Trivial Pursuit answer now?

Is he not going to be a Trivial Pursuit answer now?

"I renounce the thing that has given me any renown or financial freedom, but will somehow not give all the money it granted me to my church nor charity, because that's what Christ would have done…"

"I renounce the thing that has given me any renown or financial freedom, but will somehow not give all the money it granted me to my church nor charity, because that's what Christ would have done…"

I saw Steakflower open for Bitch Magnet at a bar near Oberlin back when that meant something.

I saw Steakflower open for Bitch Magnet at a bar near Oberlin back when that meant something.

7th Day Adventists are like the the Dr. Thunder to Jehovah's Witnesses' Mountain Dew.

7th Day Adventists are like the the Dr. Thunder to Jehovah's Witnesses' Mountain Dew.

Alan Thicke was the Charlie Sheen of the '80s?

Alan Thicke was the Charlie Sheen of the '80s?

"If I'm not doing His work, I might as well just die now."
I mean… I don't want to tell you what to do with your life or nothin', buuuuut…