"If I'm not doing His work, I might as well just die now."
I mean… I don't want to tell you what to do with your life or nothin', buuuuut…

SEX TERRIFIES ME

SEX TERRIFIES ME

…speaking of porn!

…speaking of porn!

Eh, give 'em time. I used to hate Aasif Mandvi and now I even put up with him in The Last Airbender.

Eh, give 'em time. I used to hate Aasif Mandvi and now I even put up with him in The Last Airbender.

She's like a hot Olivia Munn.

She's like a hot Olivia Munn.

Awwww. Like most correspondents on the Daily Show, I really didn't like him at first then grew to like him a whole fuck of a lot.

Awwww. Like most correspondents on the Daily Show, I really didn't like him at first then grew to like him a whole fuck of a lot.

…looks like I just found a new way not to play cards.

…looks like I just found a new way not to play cards.

This comment drank a lot of whiskey and… well, it just watched a rerun of M*A*S*H and sighed a lot instead

This comment drank a lot of whiskey and… well, it just watched a rerun of M*A*S*H and sighed a lot instead

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Huge Penis: starring John Cocke.

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Huge Penis: starring John Cocke.

…I can't tell if that's sad or fascinating.

…I can't tell if that's sad or fascinating.

No, his mom's always happy because I'm fuckin' her.