* seriously considering changing handle to Scott Blacula *

Cry, Blacula…Cry.

LOL You had me going there for a second!

"with which it would to want party?"

Just finished watching Do No Harm and while it's full of plot holes and just plain goofy shit ("Make me some party drugs…now!"), it's not any worse than lots of crap that lasts longer. That's not exactly high praise, but I think this is really one of those times that the title and marketing killed the show.

If you ask Google to define porridge you get a lovely graph of its usage over the past couple hundred years. It's great. (Full disclosure: I like timelines)

Didn't even notice before doing mine!

The getting to the station segment should always be the video for Ace of Spades.

I think you just went ONE STEP BEYOND!

Hands up, who likes me?

"Are you a virgin? I'm not really asking I just mean it as a general term of abuse."

What you can't see in the picture is that's he carrying an accordion.

Names mean nothing to me; what are the binary coordinates?! (Sorry I just watched Pyramids of Mars)

I could not be happier to find out that "Back Door Santa" is by Clarence Carter.

My father was so poor the church took pity and gave him the job of walking around and making sure all the doors were secured every night. That's right, he was a pauper and locker.

The three seasons are three different versions of the same reality. It's like Rashomon with WIC.

So that's where butt dialing comes from!

* Fox film executive puts down payment on super yacht *

But how far can he push his main vein?

So this book is part of the Namesake Series?