Fun fact: up until 1982 it was know as the Groovyson.

I still remember the time I saw Damon Albarn's naked ass on NYPD Blur.

Are you dating a Bond villain?

Oh you mean like the Phantom Zone?

Andrew is an animated ice cream sundae. His catchphrases will be "stay frosty!" and "get your soft swerve on!".

He was older than Shirley Temple! And Philip Seymour Hoffman!

Larry King is now suspect #1.

…of metal.

I
hated
the cadence
of spoken word so hard
I
could never listen. to. it for more
than two seconds without
changing the channel.

I think the Devil would just be happy with more metal albums.

Jockpunk Brodweeb is a major character on the next season of Game of Thrones.

I don't know but that goatee really makes his mouth look tiny.

As someone who isn't in their 40s (yet) I'm always happily surprised to see how much people get accomplished in their lives from their 40s on.

Clerks is a gaze in search of a navel.

The best way to watch Clerks is in your memories of having seen it.

When I was a teenager I streamed on everything.

I'm sure it's greater than or equal to some others I've seen.

Crotch length doesn't expand at the same ratio as legs and waist. Think!, man.

And so many cities are named after Civil War battles too! How insensitive.

When I was very young it was just "Lee-Jackson Day", then around junior high it became "Lee-Jackson-King Day"; now I only hear it referred to as "Martin Luther King Day". It's only in certain redneck-y areas, or from old people, where you still hear "Lee-Jackson-King".