Me too, only instead of of post-ballet it's post-Cheeto. Just kidding, I only eat >70% dark chocolate from Whole Foods.

Make up your mind, I'm putting together a playlist here.

I just spilled Crystal Pepsi on my VR headset! Help! I'm toading a wet sprocket!

I hate that thing so much. It's distracting, it adds no information to the page, it uses up processing power by registering the scroll functionality, and it requires just that much more code to be loaded (probably in a separate file).

The code, the code! Figure out the code!

Andre the or the Iron?

But if these sites go away, how will I ever DOWNLOAD "RED RED WINE" RINGTONES! ever again?

I won't have you badmouthing Shipmates while I'm around.

A photoshopped movie poster on the internet. Now I've seen everything.

"You have to listen to the notes she's *not* playing."

I wonder if the day of the week these shows are broadcast plays into the numbers at all, what with (presumably) shorter work hours on the weekends.

My income is tightly coupled with the Ugandan economy and I mainly watch reruns of Star Trek: TNG. Hope that helps!

To Wong Fu, Thanks for Nothing

Yeah he's way more powerful than I think he appears. That's why I thought maybe he was like, "Nice show, I think I'll be on it."

Eye on the sammich!

Why am I not writing a comedy of errors set in a futuristic police state?!

Ooo Mao Mao, papa ooo mao mao. That's what we're talking about right? Bird is the Word? I don't know what we're talking about if not.

And then there's fraud!

Lizard King? More like Dairy Queen Blizzard King!

My feeling at the time was that DeVito had been added by the network (or he added himself) in order to draw in more viewers. No idea what the real reason was.