The character is horrible; after every line she speaks they may as well play the sad trombone.

In this version Grendel is a vaguely Eastern European vampire/werewolf/artist's model who can read minds…ghost minds!

Would you watch me? I'd watch me. I'd watch me hard. I'd watch me so hard.

* shoves hand in barrel of dry beans *

I guess they think it's worth the RISK.

You know what? I give the fuck up.

That was Sean Connery!? Holy crap I thought it was Morgan Freeman!

That's what they said about my Fancy Man brand work gloves, and look at me now!

Same thing with me and "Rapture".

This is worse than that Mudhoney fugu cassingle I bought back in…1993.

More like Hung-fu amirite?

"Batteries?! You guys I'm not a robot!"

Producer
STEPHEN J CANNELL

Even worse, the PG stands for Paul Giamatti.

In Russia, basketball follows you!

I hope the next season of Girls features a bunch of shoe-horned cameos from Timberwolves players.

That's her real arm in that photo.

Don't fool yourself, no one is checking back often on this site. They'll look at it once, *maybe* show it to some friends, then forget about it. You gotta have more than 10 phrases (and more than a couple funny ones) to get this thing going.

Your username really makes that comment sound worse than you probably meant.

No the mother world can't die!!!