Well now I feel like I should actually do it.

I don't think I'm alone here but basically everything should be both free and high quality.

->> "cleaned off the equipment"

I think if no one gets killed they just let you go with a warning.

Why are anarchists driving Fiats? Why not a more sensible car, like a Honda Civic?

Turns out the part of soy will be played by almond. Sad for soy, but think of the almond joy!

Did you say you're on mescaline?

"I had too much of a good thing."

You're right…I *don't* remember the first time I heard it. Oh my god, my whole life is Total Recall. Nothing is real!

I'm sorry but that story just doesn't hold water.

"Ladies my name is Freon, as in I'm Freon Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday."

KILL ALL HU—- HU—- HUMAHH

If they only made good movies I would be forced to deal with my own issues and aspirations, so I hope not.

"Nobody hits me in my looking eye!"

Please support my kickstarter for a line of character actor action figures. So far I have M Emmet Walsh, Stephen Tobolowsky, and Charles Durning.

Is what I'm feeling now how my parents felt when Tough Guys came out? Because I think that means I'm old and the excitement I'm feeling may actually be deep vein thrombosis.

RELEASE THE MIDLER

If they made any more of them Batman's speaking voice would be replaced with a rock tumbler.

And then in the movie the exact same thing happens.

I think when you're wealthy you realize if you give a bunch of money to someone who isn't rich, then you open yourself up to less-rich people constantly dropping hints about how they need money and then you look like a dick if you don't help other people out, so it's best to just put your name on things and save the…