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Ferlin Husky
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I hear Dylan's getting back together.

When I was a kid I made an all-Lego adaptation of Terms of Endearment; where's my multi-movie deal?

"I'm scared my girl will get pregnant"

I'm seein' double! - four objectifications of women!

This is pretty unfair; I mean, who's to say I won't become famous and/or charming in the next two years? What am I supposed to host, the Tonys? NO THANKS HOLLYWOOD

I wish the people interviewed for this bit would just come out and say they think they're better than some other people. It's always, "I don't want to say I'm better than these people," and then they openly mock them and their sensibilities. Just say you're better than them; it'd be refreshing.

Episode VII: The Sith Sense

Mere seconds!

The Billy Club?

Perks indeed.

It's a real compliment to the show that this much bullshit can continue to go on and yet I still don't hate it. Yet.

Exactly; not many people know "Michael" is Aramaic for "tasteful curtains".

"You wanted to see me for a special assignment, captain?"

But can I Share my comments on Twitter and Facebook? Because the world needs to know about my insensitive comments on obituaries of people I'm unfamiliar with.

You can't see who downvoted, but I'll make it a point to tell people when I do.

I like my musicians uncomplicated and, preferably, covered in grease paint. If only that brand of sound were available to me.

You do not watch that movie again!

"That's Applejack, come on Kumar!"

Now I know why you're The Most Popular Commenter.

Technically it should be "whip it well."