I don't even know how you classify The A-Team. It was violence without blood, comedy without humor, and drama with no stakes. Oh wait it was on NBC.

Hell yeah! I love Mark Harmon.

"I already called the sword, you can have a shield or a woman's purse."

Not to be confused with Badass Hole: The Story of the Grand Canyon.

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive robot has been on the run for ninety
minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 400
miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six hundred miles. What I want from
each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station,
residence,…

You can't tell from the photo but he's making a cat's cradle just out of frame.

You zigged where I thought you would zag!

I am the Ron who knocks.

K Fed lightly.

Kanye West => Yes We Kant

He just needs a new project he can sink his tooth into.

You're telling me! I hate the shit out of it.

It won't be bad, but it won't be good either. It'll occupy some sort of…middle area.

What do you call white people who have a photo feed?

"Who ate all my hot dogs?!"

I feel Bizarro-old, like "why are these young people so shocked?" is something no one should have to say. It's weird because I feel both mature and that younger people really aren't *cool* or whatever. They're just ignorant and easily led. Oh wow I am actually old.

I know you're being serious but I read it as deeply sarcastic.

The grace period for Dexter was nil because it was horrible and stupid.

"Hello, core…loyal following."

It'd be hilarious if they had all been taped over with local productions of the same episodes.