Same thing happened when they released The Mask.

"Don't Knock Her (Vagina's in my Locker)"

You're thinking of the squared circle.

Worse than Michio Kaku? Because that's pretty hard.

I was confused by the Sears Tower climb in Seven Years in Tibet.

A friend of mine having a mid-life crisis just got a super-short haircut and when he asked me how it looked I said he reminded me of the Hitler youth. "So you're saying it makes me look young?"

DB Sweeney.

Is there where I give up on ever doing a Ziggy/Stardust Tumblr and thus securing a production deal with The CW?

Did he write the one where they all get trapped in the basement and everyone talks about things that happened on previous episodes?

Last time I saw Justin he was rockin the hat: Fedora
Bringin sexy lightin candles: menorah.

Watch it and then next Friday blurt out lines as they happen and pretend to be shocked.

I wish I could tell you that Bilbo fought the good fight, and the Wargs let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but North Dakota is no fairy-tale world.

"Not tonight Jane, me have headache. What your thoughts on new end tables?" <— I hope that's not offensive

You're thinking of Nuge Axe City.

John Carter of Tarz?

Jason Bateman has not aged well.

Am I missing something about Brooklyn Nine-Nine? When I watch it I see an awesome cast delivering hacky sitcom lines. And what's up with the channel-change static noise when they jump to a non sequitur? That sound doesn't even exist anymore.

Why do I give valuable time to Popeil who don't care if I live or die?

Says @avclub-cd01e5786d65f27654ca570edef28c69:disqus !

I hear ya, I am always forgetting to take off the lens cap.