Exactly, girls just have to act like decoration and the guys come running. That will work by the way, depending on the type of guy you're looking for.

She can't drive…sixty-eight!

Those Instagram hash tags lied to me!

Yeah well that's his own fault for forgetting them.

I like the idea that both shows shoot on the same studio lot directly across from one another.

When life gives you Plemons, make meth.

Cut off the crusts!

HARPO!

CONGRATULATIONS!

"But I thought you were…"

@avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus If you don't have legs you probably can't pull on a skirt, much less pull it off. HAHAHAHA

They can be like, "Hey don't I know you? Maybe we met in Belize!" and the audience will eat that shit up and it'll be horrible.

Dustin Hoffman illustrates Method acting by performing all of his scenes while standing on top of a sleeping homeless man

Maybe he's the type who just listens to his iPod intently and stares at the floor, nodding his head.

I wish I Haddaway to answer you.

Is it named The Lone Stare State?

* Ed Ames throws tomahawk into Dignity's crotch *

"Jesus Christ Marie! I'm hard as a *mineral*!"

Kill Danny.

The United States is a mediocrity meritocracy. <—- I'm going to tweet this, don't steal it I want all the retweets