I'm just assuming out of hand that this film co-stars Parker Posey.

Nexium for a Heavyweight

Shardlene?

Did I just see an ad in that video for a show called "Fried Chicken Shop"?

The only TARD IS whoever thinks blue squarish blob looks anything like anything.

What they don't mention is that all the incidental music in the film is by LMFAO.

The one where Bart and Lisa went to bootcamp or something, I think that was season 9, that's where I stopped watching with anything approaching regularity.

What about for that other one, you know, with the sheepdog? I think it was called The Sheepdog.

You're right, she's past her prime.

My petition to have the complete Cheers on DVD have the option of a theme song composed entirely of meows worked like a charm!

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A cartoon lemon making a lemon face.

There's an implied [Time passes] around lines 8/9.

How is it not safe to be a hologram? You can't even tackle one if you wanted to!

3D up yo ass is bad for yo health.

"You don't need to be on stage!"

I'm sure when they look at each other they're both thinking "it's like looking in a mirror!"

It's on HBO? I thought for sure it was on THC.

The Super Bowl allows corporations to put on their "deeply reverent" / "deeply irreverent" faces which they don't otherwise show in order to ingratiate themselves with the audience in such a way that they transcend the expected advertiser-advertisee paradigm, when in actuality it's just another tool in the box. It is…

That's not even Bruno Mars' real hat!