Won't you think of the poor people who get to say "I only watch it for the commercials" to anyone within earshot for the two weeks on either side of the game?

Looks like I'll have to find a new title for my movie about stab-happy prison inmates.

That…that just leaves the porn, right?

My teacher made us watch Out of Africa and then write a comparative essay about Welcome to the Jungle. I got a sha-na-na-na na-na-na-na B.

Tom Hanks is only funny off-screen now, which I'm okay with.

"You're circling failure in a rapidly decaying orbit." I think that's about my favorite line of the series.

Maybe she didn't want to be typecast what with that dominatrix movie coming out too. That's a movie she's doing, right?

FYI that logo is kanji for "Banana Go-Kart".

Whew! Just got back from a little Thomas Pynch-off, if you know what I mean.

Yeah whenever I hear about a sci-fi author who died it makes me really want to read their stuff, but I never end up doing it.

He ruined sci-fi literature for me too. Specifically by peeing all over my collection.

There are easier ways to get Vicodin than selling your teeth, man!

Here, would you care for some gum?

The Old Man and the See

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The interrupting pope."
"The interrupting pope wh"-
                                     "IN NOMINE PATRIS!"

Looks like I picked the right time to raise a baby and stop watching movies.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus  It's because they're emotionally immature and can't express their own sexual feelings so they negate the sexuality of the (one-way) relationship by categorizing the men as homosexual.

He's the rebellious son of Barry Zuckerkorn and Saul Goodman.

How does this keep happening? I swear if I ever become a global superstar there is no way I'm performing in a police state for any less than $10m (USD).

It's more like a dog who ate a cat who shit in his stomach and then vomited up the cat shit and then another dog slips in that shit and accidentally swallows some which he then shits into the mouth of a cat who shit out a fart.