* leaps back in through window *

No you got it; it's all gay subtext and anti-militarism.

Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Put your cervix to the test!

Pixar has disbanded!

Yeah I wish the second half of Schindler's List had been directed by Michael Bay too.

Not now, Murray. I can't deal with this now, Murray! Not now,Murray! Not now, Murray!!

It helps the pain to Google with saltwater.

Monocles are social shorthand for "I've seen it all" so when one falls out, you know it's serious stuff.

Exactly; you have to cut the tree down and look at the rings to get the whole story.

I just use it to collect ideas for projects I want to work on. It's way less social than both FB and Twitter which appeals to me. It's like a giant idea-swap via images.

I can't wait to hear his bit about Pinterest!

Anda caliente el cartel,

Meshach Taylor is going to get beat up by Bill Paxton?

ZABKA IS THANOS

Intern assassins are the ones who make photocopies of all the contracts that are taken out.

Out of the corner of my eye I thought you said "Good comment!" I'm going to start using that.

"Which one of you is Frankenstein?"

what shuld I #namemysword no -bringer names plz

Peter Cetera is arguably the greatest singer-songwriter in history.

They do have choking a bitch in common.