Kevin Federline? I hope that's only because Eminem needed a half-rhyme for "past my prime".

Yay Virginia! (except for the racists and homophobes; but other than that honestly it's pretty great)

I'm guessing you're somewhere in the UK, which if my math is right means you're drunk right now.

* crosses Lil Wayne off list of potential identities *

I only see one hand! What do you consider thumbs?

ops sorry! LOL u guise MJ cant sleep sez 1more shots! #yolo

Where's the rest of his thumb in that image? You know just because you can afford a Wacom tablet and Illustrator doesn't mean you're like Mr Cover Designer all of a sudden.

Mrs Oz doesn't seem to care. That's right, I'm banging Frank Oz's wife!

TAETE! TAETE! TAETE!

"It's called Man in the Mirror except the man is my finger and the mirror is your buttercream frosting! Hello Mrs Feldman! I didn't see you there! Cake?"

OBAMA

Yeah, C for "crying myself to sleep". BOOYA!

He's turning 360°!

Have some compassion; he has stage 4 pixelitis!

Watch the first season of SNL!

I'm glad they came out with the Cool Ranch version because the "nacho cheese" original one or whatever tasted like dry dick on a day-old bagel.

This kitten has crabs!

So what they're all white, that just means they're easier to make up into ethnic characters.

"Hi I'm calling for Timothy."

Juicy. Fruit. Yes.