Jeez, take away the hair, the clothes, the glasses, and the mustache and what do you have? A near-sighted, naked bald man, that's what.

Yeah I hate when I'm on a website and there's content that has nothing to do with the article I'm reading.

Henry VIII was actually somewhat thin as a young man because he stuck to the paleo diet. That's why he was so pale, yo.

What about Newsies?

Hey I liked yours too, but I only just now saw it!

Look at that s-car go!

If you didn't want to be so tall you should have smoked more when you were a kid.

Benches be crazy.

I don't like it when people come up to me after my plays and say, "I really dug your message, man." Or, "I really dug your play, man, I cried." You know. I like it when people come up to me the next day, or a week later, and they say, "I saw your play. What happened?"

Promotional consideration for the Steve Harvey Show provided by Byrne's Big Suits of Beverly Hills.

Yeah, true.

I've listened to "Blurred Lines" a few times and Timberlake's "Take Back the Night" and I'm struck a) by how much I hate them and b) how much they sound like a bad Michael Jackson impersonation. What genre is that? Is Shitty R&B a path to riches these days?

Thanks! Yeah crone is definitely the word for it.

I appreciate the "pee" label.

Numismatia Bonespur

I like owning what makes people different: their eyes and fingers.

If I had my pick I guess I'd say '84 because for some reason that really sticks in my head as a great year.

I wish I was in my 20s in 1983. Maybe that's because I was 6 at the time and everything seemed supercool. In any event, I would have loved being in college at the time because as far as I know it was basically Zapped come to life.

"Can you fill this?"

Weehawken Airlines! Man, I don't know how many times I saw Cracking Up as a kid, but it must have been a lot. I don't know how it would hold up now, but it was hilarious when I was 7 or so.