Thanks!

Cool it Sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper!

Law & Order: Special Franco Unit

If the sun and the moon could collide to be Franco!

I guarantee the college episode is just him saying vaguely asshole-ish things to students and then flashing a smile and then all the students laugh. Even the ones he's an asshole to get a little half-smile to show they're not bad sports even though it really hurt their feelings.

I wonder if it'd be okay to shoot it from a first person perspective. Has anyone tried that?

Is that in reverse Scrabble points order?

It's clearly not a crass commercial comedy because I have yet to see David Cross' name attached to it.

One time on the Justified set everybody decides they're going to order pizza from this little pizza place around the block and everybody puts in their order for pepperoni, vegetarian, whatever.

I'm glad you never watch it, too.

Yeah he's the new George Burns. There can be only one! What I'm saying is Dick Van Dyke killed George Burns.

Supercalifragilisticexplodialidocious?

Ctrl+Shift+N, yo.

"Italian for Beginners" did need the scene where Moss gives birth to the iPhone to tie in with his earlier comment in the episode about how he'd never know what having a child felt like. Maybe "need" is a strong word.

So was this show a documentary? If so, how do I die?

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Yeah that's too much shade! Shade, there is too much of it. I don't like all this shade being shaded. Can't we just not shade for a while. Or, failing that, shade somewhat less than full shade?

True! Britney Spears and Eartha Kitt both have two-syllable first names and one-syllable last names. Good catch!

Then who will play the children in our films and television shows? Shaved dogs? Orang-u-tans? The possibilities are too horrible to imagine. No, we must let the children act today and for the foreseeable future. There is no other way.

"One critic even said vocalist Galen Disston was the best singer in the Seattle music scene."