His real name is Dunlap Codswaddle.

Simmer down!

A girly Johnny Depp I think actually loops back around to manly somehow.

We all know the police are spine on us as it is.

Yeah that board looks especially lazy.

The Community Chest is a ribcage!

Zombie Ukraine not weak!

Rock and a Hard Place starring Dwayne Johnson and John Dwayson.

I read on Cracked that in WWII, Zamfir and three Hungarians ate an entire Panzer division.

"When the drumming’s this good, who needs vocals?" - every drummer telling me about their favorite song

I won't lie, I bought myself one, but I'm so rich I only consider it a minor treat.

To truly experience it you and four other 8 year olds need to be sitting in a school library around a single computer arguing over how much of each supply type to bring. Oh also, you need to be 8 too or they'll ask you to leave.

Yeah at a certain point it gets actually dramatic and I feel really bad for her character.

I hate on him for the Fockers crap, but he's done so much other stuff over such a long period of time that's actually good that on balance I think he's pretty talented.

He directed The Hottie and the Nottie?

I wonder how many of those shits ended up on the cutting room floor.

* quickly registers beaufarts.tumblr.com *

Hell yeah, steamed crab!

U People Can't Touch This?

Maybe they thought it was about the Marx brother.