"Yippee-ki-yay muppetfucker!"

"It's called an Aubesian…"

"We Didn't Start the Fire" CASE => RESTED

Foaly is a centaur
And Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease

I wish I knew more Harry Potter references because, man, I would totally use one right now.

A Yale man and a Harvard man walk into a bathroom. After finishing their business at the urinals the Yale man heads for the sink while the Harvard man heads for the door.

Michael Cera = Lace Chimera

As soon as I saw "attacking social media…pretentious, self-important" he was all I could see.

Reginald Van Warped-Tour would roll over in his grave if he heard you say that!

Fully half of it is just him going "Big Ben, Parliament".

And it's written by Aaron Sorkin!

LOL just pinned ur comment its CRAY CRAY and so on follow me i'll follow you back no H8ers

There cancer be only one.

You really don't need to specify that they're erotic.

"Man, who knew Fiona Apple was such a huge fan of Train?!"

Yes, exactly this. I can't not hear it that way forever more.

Cyndi LOWper! That guy's weird pronunciation of Lauper has alway stuck with me.

"And so the ark is lost yet again, among all those similar crates, just waiting for another raider. To raid it. And, you know, probably melt."

Starring Gerard Depardieu as the Pyrenees.

Wear it…somewhere else.