Oh my!

You forgot:

At first I thought it said "Fred Durst will direct a Lord of the Rings sequel" and I was like "Whaaaa?" Then I put on my glasses and it said the same thing! These glasses are worthless!

* casts trademark application for Irish typewriter into roaring fire *

Having full use of both arms really is an undervalued asset.

The Renners? Yeah they all have wide noses and sleepytime faces.

I hope this teaches you to never hope for anything ever again.

That explains how he don't blink, and he don't look away.

I thought it was Coco B. Ware?

The sad part is he's already raised almost $15k with a month and a half to go.

I really hope Michael Keaton plays their manager.

If you watch trailers with the sound off (as I do here at work) you can see how affected all their body language is. I don't know how clear it comes through with what I'm assuming is loads of music and talking, but in silence it looks like a parody of how hip-hop acts carried themselves in the 90s.

Why won't you let me film you?

How do they go out of their way? Does American Idol live downtown and the contestants live way out in that new development that just got a Bonefish Grill?

It was DeVito doing the smacking, actually. "You lied to me!"

It's too damn sultry in here!

I believe it's considered trench warfare.

I can confirm that Jason Sudeikis does, in face, have a monster dong. Dracula's, to be specific.

Bros before hose?

@Charlotte_Grote:disqus  Apparently it rocks pretty hard if you're a psycho on the prowl.