He should play himself instead of Apollo and everybody'll be like, "Whaaaa?"

The night was pugilist.

:"I recall in writing workshops the constant admonishment to allow your
prose to disappear, so that the narrative became an 'illiterate
experience,'"

He's just trying to courier favor with all the hip typographers.

"How should I stand in the photo?"

He's been to Holywood, he's been to Redwod.

"one of the biggest sci-fi shows of next season."

Jokes on you: the contest tickets are for their Port Said concert.

Paul McCarthy confuses the Beatles with his own band, the Doritos.

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Only the dopest of rhymes

Oh man, I'm freakin' out!

Where are all the bags?

It's gonna be a champagne jam!

I saw the shit out of it!

Would you rather be Ron Goldman or Ron Silver?

I don't know, seems like a game only a statistician could love.

13 for 18 is 72%; is that bad? That sounds pretty okay. Maybe I'm not down with the Oscar prediction baseline.

I would but I don't want to Hammett up.

That mask is so small, must have been TIGHT!TIGHT!TIGHT!

Leonard Landau? Martinimoy? The possibilities are endless!