The dancers are only dead inside ironically.

Yakuza "Don't Walk"?

The quality was higher than VHS, but Sony screwed up along the way and lost the market.

You would too if you wore a sweet Vision Street Wear tee.

Just warn me before you play Unbelievable by EMF so I can set up the betamax.

That would explain my college career.

They looked so cute! Like little old men! But seriously it's like a 30s serial up there, which I actually kind of like.

"It's between The Dandy Warhols and The Randy Cornholes, you guys pick."

* crosses those films off of my "to watch" list *

I'm holding out for Tyler Perry's Rap-spoutin', the story of a good Christian rapper and his  manipulative career wife (who gives him whatever the female version of AIDS is).

HBO Go logins are a good way to teach kids about fractals.

It's a nice mix of shows I will and won't care that I'm missing.

I like how they didn't kick that homeless dude out of the band photo. SO WELCOMING

YOU'RE ON FIRE

Would you describe the theater then as the terror of tiny town?

More like Much A-don't, right?

The Purrge 2: Cattack of the Dogs!

I used to have a modem joke that was quite baudy!

They went outside a lot; worked hard, played hard in the sun. The drinking age was 12 and the smoking age was when you could afford them. Dinner was steak and breakfast was leftover steak. The 50s: if truck commercials could dream.

Hey that works! Yay instant validation!