They can't all be winners.

You can't see the rest of it, but it actually continues vertically for another foot and a half.

He's adding a hyphen to his forward slashes? Now that's branching out!

I heard in the new Superman movie they've only cast two of the three Phantom Zone villains, Zod and Ursa. The final one they've decided to cast with four unknowns who will sport various bleached-out hairstyles, to be known as Four Blonde-Nons.

's penises.

It's because you can hear him muttering to himself "Upward sprial…downward spiral…upward spiral…downward spiral…" as he does it.

I would watch that film forever.

There shouldn't have even been a first Baseketball. Now an Orgazmo sequel, sure.

Pre-algebra is where you solve for w.

"Watch out, he's a backstabber."

"I just rented Timecop. You were the bad guy in Timecop."

You should get one, because then you have it.

Everyone is an alien except for the kid, who grows up to be JFK…from the future.

So in that photo there's a shooting star, and she's wearing a star. So obviously she's going to be shot. Or shoot. Or be shot at but shoot first. Oh my god she's Han Solo.

I stopped watching both around season 4, so there's that.

Due to a scheduling conflict, 2AM Club will begin performing at 2PM, thus pushing PM Dawn back to 1AM while Morris Day has been cut entirely, due to the time.

Well I can't get the trailer to play so I'm just going to go ahead and say that it's not funny except for a couple of bits in the trailer, which are actually not in the theatrical release but will be on the DVD. Do we say DVD or Blu-ray now?

I do like the VIP trashbag level of support.

You're thinking of You Can't Do That on Silverchair.

So if I start watching it now, I'll be pretty much where everybody else is, right? Cool!