I think there's even a flash sideways!

No it doesn't come on until the evening.

I met mine at a Motorhead show. Wait a second…oh god.

I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.

I'm going to watch them one minute at a time, one minute per day, over the next 15 months.

True fact: none of his nicknames contained the word "Hickory".

Niagara Falls!

Two are dead, one is homosexual, and five of them, as far as I know, are dinosaurs.

I ain't got a problem with you simulating three dimensions through the bending of light,
but I got a little problem with you not simulating three dimensions through the bending of light.

The Goldbergs? Is ABC programming for 1930s radio now too?

Major strides? Re-laps? Your subconscious is trying to break free!

From Duck Til Don: Pantsless

That's the twist!

He's had it up to *here*.

I continue to maintain that an hour and a half of What's Up With That would be enough for me to watch every Saturday.

For one thing, all the free popcorn.

There is something wrong with "realer". It's incorrect in both form and meaning. I'm inclined to let the idea of "more real" slide because it's something you get what it means, but the actual form of the word irritates me.

"Honey, we love Hannibal but we'd like to see it a little dumber and a lot sexier; you know what I like, baby, go write me a script."

The first mistake was hiring Mario Cantone to provide a Ron Howard-esque voiceover.

WTF is Crossbones? Is it a pirate show? An angry Boreanaz? A "swordfighting" term? I don't even.