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Guess I'll start watching it now. But none of the earlier stuff; I'm only watching from season five on.

That was you?!

"We've been over this! It must be either leather or velour."

* points to crotch *

My imaginary scenes of wild shots all involve arms swinging like those inflatable dancing men at car dealerships.

Why doesn't Joe Six-Pack ever refer to a guy with nice abs?

Miss, hit innocents; 6 of one, right?

They would have likely missed because they had no live fire experience. Except for the military guys maybe, and that one vet had his PTSD triggered, so no help there.

I wish Mark and Donnie would open a flooring showcase called "Wahlberg to Wahlberg Carpet".

Well, I do like YouTube's new error screen.

Everytime You Go Away?

But 100 streams counts as one download, so 1,500,000,000 streams is 15,000,000 "downloads".

It depends what a gold record represents; if it represents sales, which it seems to since they equate "100 streams" with a "digital download", then they shouldn't count torrents since they don't drive either legal downloads or ad sales.

I have no idea what YouTube counts in its hits. Is it a unique play by one user? Is it a play from start to finish?

I saw Parenthood in the theater. It was actually kind of uncomfortable watching it with my dad I remember.

I did not know that; may have been cool had it actually happened. Just bring in a new cast every season.

I'm still working on my Strikeforce: Morituri spec script.

It's almost too many cameos to the point where I'll still be surprised because I can't remember them all. Maybe that's the future of spoilers.

* laughs uncontrollably during EVERY SINGLE TAKE *