He should probably start stretching right now.

Fine, I'll do it, but I warn you: it's going to be 1 1/2 hours of What's Up With That?.

DNA and basic human physiology.

Game of Thrones.

I made straight F's too but then again I've always had good penmanship.

That was the original sequel to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Tell me more about the sisters and their touching episodes.

WOOOO!!! BON JOVI!!!

Well, what if she were dressed as a slave in the American South? Even minus the blackface (which would guarantee offensiveness), would it be considered offensive? Probably so. I think it's mostly regarded as being in bad taste for someone of the dominant culture to dress in the style of a culture they actively put…

If I recall correctly, she's 1/4 Creek.

I saw a Larry Bird sticker on a clip board. I mean, what's up with that?

I think she looks great, and how!

I thought that was what Twitter's for? Who the fuck have I been talking to?

I admit to this as well.

It's hard to read but his shirt actually says "IVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED".

I hope they have Bobby Flay and his ill-fitting shirts on so he can loudly exclaim how he can't believe he's appearing on the show that ripped him off. He can shake his head and smile all douche-y, you know how he does it.

But what's your comments-to-likes ratio?

I had no idea there was so much racial tension in the 60s; I'm glad there's finally a film to address the subject.

A 21st century Vanilla Ice?

She is adorable, but there's also a slight sheen of testicle grime if you look close enough.